Category: ‘Around FLA’

Scratch Off Rip Off in Little Havana

February 25, 2014 Posted by Frank M

Some crooks just know where all the loot is hidden. On Monday it was under the silvery shards of scratch off tickets.

Thieves broke into the General Mini Market in Little Havana by busting open the roof and Tom-Cruise-ing their way down.

They ransacked the place according to the owner, who called police after noticing a large hole in the roof and the devastation inside. An odd assortment of items and cash were taken in addition to the bounty of of Florida Lottery scratch off tickets.

Anyone whose every bought a few of these scratch-ers know what a great investment they are. It’s printed money. **Insert eyeroll. **

When a store receives a new package of scratch offs, the vendor must register a unique code that comes along with that package in order for the tickets to go live. If the codes for the tickets are deactivated, a person would not be able to exchange a winning ticket because a vendor’s lottery equipment would reject the invalid serial number. It’s all automated, no eye-balling it.

The store is located at 1280 S. W. 1st street, any information contact the authorities.

Also, don’t buy bootleg scratch offs.

Share

Six months after the death of Israel “Reefa” Hernandez

February 7, 2014 Posted by Frank M

Share

Ha! We are back!

February 5, 2014 Posted by Frank M

The server for NewsHole[DOT]Info was down for most of Wednesday.

Our apology to our readers and chronic spammers.

While we were gone, David Beckham announced he is committed to an MLS expansion team in Miami. (Fun drinking game: how many media outlets use the phrase ‘bend it like Beckham’  in their stories or headlines. ) Details were sketchy on Wednesday, but Beckham looked like James Bond all press conference long.

Miami’s Prehistoric Village went viral. (Post to come.)

Another dead face eater in South Florida.

MetroMover services were cut off during “Police Activity. ”

Alcalde M-D’s veto gets overridden.

And say it ain’t so Flea!

More to come, good to be back.

Share

$37 million dollars worth of cocaine seized by U.S. Coast Guard

January 29, 2014 Posted by Frank M

Somewhere a drug lord is pounding his fist on a golden table top.

On Tuesday the U.S. Coast Guard offloaded $37 million dollars worth of seized cocaine, 2500 pounds, at their Miami Beach base.

The stash was confiscated last week south of the Dominican Republic. The USCG spotted a speedy 25-foot boat carrying a suspicious cargo. A helicopter was sent to intercept, and sparked an oceanic high speed chase.

According to a release, the helicopter crew fired warning shots to compel the vessel to stop. The individuals on the boat were then observed tossing their wears into the ocean before being detained. Four suspects were taken into custody, and 45 bales of cocaine were retrieved.

The bales made an impressive photo opp, as they were waked off the Coast Guard Cutter Sitkinak and stacked up for the media.

The USCG was assisted in the arrest by their international partners in an anti-narcotic initiative.

“This historic operation is a result of a dedication to improved interoperability and highlights the great success and commitment of our inter-agency partnerships to stop the illegal flow of narcotics into the United States,” said Rear Admiral Jake Korn in a statement.

Share

Flying Spaghetti Monster soars over Florida’s State Capitol

December 18, 2013 Posted by Frank M


Photo from wiki commons.

It’s one of those feel good holiday stories of religious tolerance. This one comes with a spaghetti monster.

A display went up at the Florida State Capital this week depicting the pseudo-God of Pastafarians everywhere, namely The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Typically portrayed by followers as a caboodle of spaghetti noodles with big googly eyes, the display at the capital is a collection of shredded cardboard strips on top of a red chair.  Googly eyes included. There is also a sign which reads: ” A closed mouth catches no noodly appendages.”- ProvHerb 3:27″

Beautiful. Profound. Serious.

According to the Tallahassee Democrat, Peter Wood, an FSU student, applied for the display.

“It’s OK for us to have different views in society and I think it’s important to realize there are more than one way to view things,”Wood told the newspaper.

Followers of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are called Pastafarians if you didn’t already know, and the pasta puns are aplenty.

One lovable slogan says “he boiled for your sins” and usually accompanies a picture of the big FSM in the sky cutely caught in a spaghetti drainer.

The church’s official texts are very satirical and read tongue in cheek, but they maintain that they are a “real religion.”

Joining the religion is incredibly easy according to the church’s website; if you think it, you are.

“So you want to be a Pastafarian? Great. Consider yourself a member. You’ll notice there’s no hoops to jump through. You don?t need to pay anything,?” it says in it’s joining section.

The FSM is mostly associated with atheists and the secular- all around the web one can find nifty artwork and memorabilia.

This display follows the placing of a Festivus Pole made of empty beer cans at the capital. Festivus is a fake holiday created by television character Frank Constanza from Seinfeld, when he became frustrated with the commercialism of the holidays. This display however, came with a sobering “separation of church and state” message.

Watch out Red-Florida, the atheists are coming for Baby Jesus.

Share

Israel Hernandez Birthday Vigil

November 26, 2013 Posted by Frank M

(more…)

Share

Rick Scott gets booed in Orlando

November 22, 2013 Posted by Frank M

Is it super polarized in Florida already or is it just around Governor Rick Scott?

This week in a simple photo opp announcing Orlando’s new Major League Soccer expansion team, the ‘Jobs Governor’ got jobbed when he was relentlessly booed.

The jovial crowd got vicious when organizers announced Scott wanted to say a few words. Judging from the accompanying YouTube video, whatever polite ra-ra-ing the state’s chief executive had intended on spewing was not welcomed. The boos trounced his statement, and knowing he was beat Scott yanked himself from the spotlight.

Unfortunately for him, he didn’t get the dignity of just walking off stage. He had to stand there, in all his shame, grinning and bearing it in front of a hostile crowd who wanted blood. Even the worst of Open Mic-ers get to run off and drown their sorrows privately, perhaps even on the house by way of a sympathetic bartender.

Luckily the night was one of celebration in Central Florida, as they became a two-team city. Scott gratefully lost himself in the crowd.

Can Scott expect more of this has he mounts his right-wing re-election campaign? Are the polls that have Charlie Crist in double digit leads against Scott manifesting in public?

Or is it too early, and Orlando City Lions fans just democratic at the polls?

Either way: funny video.

Share

Aircraft crashes in Summerland Key, FHP.

June 29, 2013 Posted by Frank M

Breaking:

The Florida Highway Patrol responded to an aircraft crash in the Florida Keys on Saturday afternoon.

Just before 1 p.m., FHP responded to the crash located on the north bound lane of US-1 at Mile Marker 25 in the Summerland Key area.

No further details were immediately known.

Refer to Incident #: MRCC13CAD045611

Share